Hey Tim Walz and Jacob Frey,
Oh bless your little progressive hearts. You’re out here dropping F-bombs like confetti, telling ICE to “get the f*** out” of Minneapolis, prepping the National Guard for “peaceful resistance,” and basically handing out permission slips for crowds to harass, impede, block, and turn federal officers into piñatas—all while clutching your pearls about “public safety” and “community advocacy.” Real classy. Real leadership.
But let’s play a game of Mirror, Mirror on the Wall—because hypocrisy this thick deserves its own funhouse reflection.
1. What if a bunch of fed-up Minnesotans started tailing your motorcades every morning? Filming your kids’ school drop-offs, your coffee runs, your late-night nonprofit schmoozing sessions—live-streaming it all with captions like “Just holding our ‘leaders’ accountable”? Would that be brave community oversight, or would you suddenly discover the definition of stalking and scream “domestic terrorism” into the nearest microphone?
2. Picture this: We organize flash mobs outside the Governor’s Mansion and City Hall. Hundreds blocking your doors, screaming in your faces, banging on windows while you’re “just trying to do your job” (you know, the one where you protect voter-import pipelines and shield billion-dollar fraud rings). Peaceful protest? Or felony-level obstruction and intimidation? Come on, boys—use your words. You taught us it’s fine when it’s your side.
3. And the cherry on top: Local sheriffs decide, “Nah, we’re not cooperating with your state troopers anymore.” They roll up, form human chains around “vulnerable residents” (aka your political cronies), and tell your guys to pound sand when you try to enforce your latest grift-friendly edict. Heroic stand against tyranny? Or straight-up interfering with official duties? Bet you’d have the BCA, the FBI, and every alphabet agency on speed dial faster than Frey can drop an F-bomb.
4. Bonus round: Things get “tense” at one of your next virtue-signaling pressers. Someone gets hurt in the scrum. Do you let federal investigators in for a clean, transparent probe? Or do you stonewall, spin a “garbage narrative,” and demand the feds leave town like you’re doing right now with that ICE shooting? We already know the answer—your playbook is written in double standards and taxpayer-funded ink.
You two clowns are inciting chaos, cheering on assaults that have spiked 1,300% against federal officers, and then acting shocked when the bill comes due. But when the tables turn? Suddenly it’s “law and order” and “protect our democracy”—oops, I mean our constitutional republic—from the very people you’re supposed to serve.
Newsflash: The American people see the racket. The fraud, the rigging, the selective outrage—it’s all on display. And come 2026, we’re not asking for permission to enforce the laws you’ve spent years ignoring. We’re cleaning house.
Sweat a little, fellas. The light’s coming on, and your shadows are getting shorter.
In Christ’s name, truth exposes every lie.
#ExposeTheSyndicate #ParrishForGovernor
Phillip C. Parrish
~Candidate for Governor of Minnesota 2026
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Yep … self-righteous political trolls DESERVE a little Patriot trolling - to even the score, you know?
To quote the obamanite deadbeats: "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"
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